A Jointly Separate Statement on The French Situation by the First Minister/Deputy First Minister of NornIron/Northo’Iron
We, the undersigned as First Minister/Deputy First Minister of NornIron/Northo’Iron, have had our attentions drawn to a situation that has developed over in that there Franceland during the EUro Championships that are on over there the now, so’s they are.
As your First Minister/Deputy First Minister of NornIron/Northo’Iron, we are firmly of the opinion that this situation must not be allowed to develop into a further situation that might lead to an unnecessary situation that could well end in a tragic situation.
With that situation in mind, we are calling for the fans of NornIron/Northo’Iron and RaRepublicayIron to remain calm and not to respond to this situation no matter the Proviecation and circumstance of said situation. We call on the people of NornIron/Northo’Iron and RaRepublicayIron to stay focused on the peace process situation and not to allow the hooligan situation to deflect from a situation that might upset the balance of our commitment to the precarious situation in NornIron/Northo’Iron.
We were heartened to see the situation where the peoples of these islands were able to bring about a peaceful situation, indeed, a united situation, where they sang in a situation of harmonious drunkenness those great songs of peace and brotherhood – ‘Ten German Situations’ and ‘God Save Our Situation’ – in a manner that is fitting in such a situation as that of the serious situation in Frenchland right the now, so’s it is. We commend the fans of NornIron/Northo’Iron and indeed RaRepublicayIron for the tremendous restraint that they have demonstrated in this situation.
Now away over there and behave yersels and please do not create a situation where Marty might have tae intervene in this situation.
No Surrender/Tiocfaidh Ár Lá
Vote Out/Vote In
Arlene & Marty